Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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