guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
sex in a hospital.. check
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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