You don't have asthma, your pregnant
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
