Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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