it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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