i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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