Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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