I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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