We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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