you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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