do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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