Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Randomize
