Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
do herpes really smell.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How external is "for external use only"?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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