so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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