shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
and she was petting her beer can
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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