I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
