He uses pillows to masturbate.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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