the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
it's like iHOP with fire
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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