all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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