There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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