I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
