Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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