update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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