And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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