remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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