Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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