Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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