The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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