White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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