I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
