It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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