He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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