She said her name was "party"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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