The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I will pee on everything he values.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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