I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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