We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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