I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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