She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
two words...techno handjob
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
