it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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