ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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