How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
