i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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