Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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