Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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