im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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