Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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