Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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