Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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