How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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