i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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