i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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