It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I have already put on my inside pants.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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